Categories: Humor

Need a good lawyer? Settle for Rudy

This is today’s Sunday Funny. You know the rules here: If it makes me laugh, it gets used.

Jokes don’t have to be true, but this one gets pretty close to the truth. The man once known — thanks to his stellar performance in the wake of 9/11 — as America’s Mayor, has trashed his reputation as President Trump’s lying lawyer.

He has sunk lower than the ocean bottom, his lawyer’s briefcase is filled with manure and his TV appearances are contradictory and comical, and not in a good way.

Thanks to his craziness, Rudy now has hired a lawyer to protect himself. I don’t have a law degree, Rudy, but listen: STFU.

Stu Bykofsky

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