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Royal Corgis to be buried with Queen Elizabeth II

The collection of Pembroke Welsh Corgis given free run of the castle will be euthanized and buried with her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, according to terms in her will, uncovered by the Daily Mail.

The Queen and some of her doomed Corgis (Photo: Vanity Fair)

The will, leaked to the newspaper, specified that the dogs be euthanized and buried with her as she feared they would not be well cared for by her son, now King Charles III. “It is my wish my beloved pets accompany me on my final journey to the hereafter,” the Queen reported wrote.

The Queen is a famous lover of the Corgi breed. The Daily Mail is investigating the disposition of the 100 race horses in her stable.

[Note to subscribers: This is fake news. I toyed with the idea of creating a fake account and blasting it on Twitter to see how many people would bite on it. But I decided against it. But what you want to do is up to you.] 😄

Stu Bykofsky

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