Monday morning wake-up joke

5 thoughts on “Monday morning wake-up joke”

1. The SPCA was called to take a gorilla out of a homeowner’s tree. The SPCA guy arrived in a truck, took from the truck a savage Doberman on a chain, a 10-foot pole, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. He told the homeowner the plan: “I’m going to climb the tree with the pole and poke the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. When the gorilla hits the ground, the Doberman, chained to the tree, will clamp his teeth of the gorilla’s testicles. He’ll be in so much pain you’ll then put the handcuffs on him, and I can take him away.” The homeowner asked, “But what’s the shotgun for?” The SPCA guy said, “Well, if the gorilla knocks ME out of the tree, shoot the effing dog!”

2. Loved it.

3. Laughed my balls off.

4. good one……..btw what’s that at bottom left?

   1. No idea.

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