Bonus for online readers only

Maybe “bonus” is not really the right word, but I do share most of these columns on Facebook — but not all. I am not sharing this one, hence “bonus.”

If you are new here, the Bykofsky Rule is this: If it makes me laugh, I use it. No political litmus test and, as you can see, not much of a taste test either. Humor is very personal and this is how I roll. Offense is not my purpose.

It is just a happy byproduct.

16 thoughts on “Bonus for online readers only”

  1. Almost choked on my coffee laughing!

    My eldest son gave me this pithy saying, “That beautiful woman over there is some other guy’s pain in the ass.”

  2. Seen this one before, long ago, but it’s still a goodie! Sort of runs along the lines of: Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!

    Gotta watch those slippery slopes, Stu. LoL

  3. OKAY STU, YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!
    THAT MEANS SHARE IT. AND I KNOW THEY’LL CHOKE ON THEIR COFFEE IF I CAN TIME IT RIGHT.
    THANKS

  4. HAPPY SUNDAY !!!
    Pallie,
    That old joke is just like us. Old and disgusting. Isn’t great to be in such bad company ?!?
    I can’t remember any “clean” jokes. Just as well. I usually screw them up, anyways.
    BUTT !
    I think it was in the ’80s that one of the local radio stations had “worse joke of the day”.
    Maybe it was on Johnny Carson when he had a trio of the famous old timers on the show. Johnny gave them a word and they each took a turn at telling a joke. I forgot how long the jokes lasted, but they were all clean and all funny. Maybe it was Henny Youngman, Sid Ceasar and the chunky guy ( i can see his face but not his name)
    Tony
    Tony

  5. Sometimes visual humor is more lasting than those written from memory. For instance when Frank Rizzo arrived at a Teamster block of the Roosevelt Blvd. he walked up to the leader and picked him up off of his feet and handed him to two highway cops for an arrest, as he stated that he ate more for breakfast that the size of the arrested teamster.

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