Babylon Bee stings again

If you didn’t know, the WNBA star chooses to not stand for the American national anthem because she has gripes with her country. But she was quick to appeal to her country to save her henie.

As you may know, Russian government policy actively criminalizes homosexuality. So she dislikes her own country but makes extra rubles by playing for a country that dislikes her. A country that didn’t read her rights, she complained, as if most countries have rights guaranteed all Americans.

Quite a quandary, for the ill-educated athlete.